Having had some rare free time on my hands, I used it last weekend to catch up on the Hindi Movies I had missed. And as I was about to write about them I realized that there was a classic masterpiece that I had forgotten to tell you about. I had watched it in Manila and it opened my eyes to the possibilities of human imagination!
This is how the story started – 2 teams were called into the office of the Big Boss (BB) of a movie studio around Jan this year
BB – Guys, I have seen your proposals for the rest of the year. Great news! We love them both and we will make them both. Just ensure that you don’t experiment too much.
And so our two teams went and made the most awesome film they could think of copying at will from the best in the genres they had chosen. They both felt that they had the blockbuster of the year. They had the right mix of tragedy, drama, action, suspense and a sprinkling of romance.
It was July and they came again to BB’s room to show him the storyboards, shaking hands with each other, being very courteous, a bit anxious and hoping that BB loves their script a bit more than the other. The sort of corporate ego battles you typically would expect.
But BB seemed to be preoccupied. And whatever you do, never walk into your boss’ room when he or she is preoccupied.
BB – Guys before we start, I need to tell you that I have just discovered that Banjo has moved to Singapore.
Team 1 and Team 2 – (Groans) – Come on. You must be joking!
BB (nodding his head sadly) – Yeah! We are really worried. Our South Asia movie ticket sales will take a huge hit form August onwards. So we have decided to make some budget cuts. We will make just one movie.
Team 1 and Team 2 – Oh No! We worked so hard. Can’t we just ask his boss to keep him back in India?
BB – I know how you guys feel. But don’t feel bad. Let’s do something. Let’s combine both your scripts!
Team 1 – Are you crazy? Ours is a western. Market research shows that after True Grit, people want to watch westerns again. We have guns, babes getting captured and rescued and we will sell lots of cowboy hats!
Team 2 – Are you insane? We have made the foolproof alien invasion movie. Lots of gadgets, babes getting captured and rescued and we will surpass transformers. We have copied the Ben 10 watch and added a laser pointer to it!
BB – Guys, Guys... Let’s not panic. I know Banjo leaving Mumbai is a shock to us all. My friend in Imax Wadala just called and said they are planning to shut down, but trust me we will survive.
Team 1 and Team 2 (in unison) – HOW!!!
BB – Let’s look for common themes. Oh wow. Look! You both have babes getting captured and rescued. Here is the idea....
Let the aliens capture the babe and let the cowboy rescue her! We will manage the rest of the story as we go forward.
And Cowboys and Aliens were born. And I decided to watch it.